A copywriting agency where marketing has meaning + profits Procreate!

If you’re sick of spammy, salsey, sleezy, shame-centered marketing — welcome!  

 

 

You won’t find any of that here.

 

Nope, you’ll just find a team of renegade digital marketing geniuses and whip-smart copywriters who believe you don’t need to make people feel like shit to make sales. 

We’re all about using positive messaging — and the occasional goofy joke — to deepen connections and inspire customers to action, so you can make A WHOLE lotta money doing what you love.

(And feel damn good about doing it!)

No fear. No shame. No intimidation.

IT’S TIME FOR A NEW AGE IN MARKETING AND BASED ON OUR RESULTS... THE WORLD IS MORE THAN READY:

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900x ROIs

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80% clickthrough rates

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7-figure launches

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6-figure launches with NO paid advertising

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Viral campaigns for Fortune 500 brands

 

We’re unapologetically NOT niched-down, so you benefit from our extremely wide view of digital marketing from ALL industries:

B2B, eCommerce, digital products/courses, 1:1 coaching,  brick & mortar.

Our team writes about 300 Facebook ads and completes 3-5 funnel builds every single month — so we have seen it ALL.

With over 10+ years of marketing experience in our back pocket, we’re here to help you think bigger, fully embody your messaging, and take up some MOTHERF**KIN’ SPACE.

A Lil’ Love for the PenguinCat

Fuck! This is so good! 🙂 I was riveted. I love it!.

Amira Alvarez, The Unstoppable Woman

Holy crap! These are incredible! I just started but am blown away! Where have you been all my life?

David Basulto, iOgrapher

Emily is a fucking beast. I want to print this copy out and roll around on top of it.

Michelle Bobrow, The Holistic Wallet

The Penguin

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Everything that is unique about you.

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Your brilliance, your charm, your spirit.

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The style and flair that no one else has.

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The penguin is so wild and so free, it can survive ice-cold temperatures and still be cooing-- also, an incredibly sharp dresser.

THE CAT

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The strategic hunter.

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Your killer instincts and razor-sharp skills.

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Takes up whatever space it wants.

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The cat owns its power, keeps its house in order, and always gets its meal. Oh, and don’t be fooled by its domestication... the cat rules its domain.

The Penguin Cat

Until now, you may have thought that the Penguin and the Cat in you couldn’t coexist.

That you couldn’t be creative AND make bank.

That you couldn’t be yourself AND make an impact.

But at PenguinCat Creative, we’ve crossbred creativity and strategy to bring you messaging that captures the uniqueness of who you are AND brings in the cha-ching.

How We’re Makin’ This Bacon:

First Step:  We get to know “The Penguin” in you.

You’ll fill out our patented PenguinCat questionnaire and we’ll absorb everything there is to know about your brand, your voice, your message, and your mission. We basically wear your face for a time (in a totally non-creepy way, of course!) There’s always something about YOU, what you’re saying, or how you’re saying it that’s like NO ONE ELSE… and you can bet we’ll find it.

 

Second Step:  We hone in on “The Cat” in you.

You’ll jump on a gorgeous strategy call with us and we’ll go even deeper. We ask ourselves questions like, “What’s the killer strategy that’s gonna slice through the competition?” and “How does this pretty kitty stand out in her niche?” 

 

Third Step: Then, we’re on the hunt.

We zero in on your prey — err, audience — and get the intel on where they eat, shop, and what keeps them up at night. This is how we know juuuust when and how to pounce. (Oh, and you better believe we’ll pounce.) 
 

Fourth Step: Finally, it’s time to crossbreed Penguin and Cat…

…and craft compelling content that connects so deeply, your audience will be chasing you like a cat to a laser-pointer! We’ll deliver you eye-catching copy AND give you two rounds of revisions to shine it up.

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No One Ignores the PenguinCat

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