The Email 6-Pack

Ready to lean back, crack open a cold one, and watch the income come rolling in? 

Then let us help you write a compelling and selling (that’s grammar, right?) email sequence!

You can use these emails as a welcome sequence, sales sequence, nurture sequence, or whatever you fancy. 

🌟 We helped a local, family-owned antique jewelry business increase their sales by 41% — through the pandemic. They made 5-figures off ONE email alone! 

🌟 A business coach used our emails for a 6-figure launch off a $49/month membership with ZERO paid advertising! 

🌟 Our emails helped an Etsy coach actually GROW her audience after a hefty COVID slump.   

Here’s what’s included:

PenguinCat Questionnaire — This is our intro to YOU! 

Creative + Strategy Sesh — Let’s create a customer journey that sings and sells!  

6 Emails + Multiple Subject Lines — Sell your services, warm up your audience, and get your message in the hands of those who need it most! 

The Email 6 Pack
$1250

The Scroll-Stopping Ads Package 

It won’t matter how beautiful your photos or accurate your targeting or how much budget you throw at Zuck — if your messaging isn’t ON POINT, your Facebook and Instagram ads won’t convert. 

#sorrynotsorry those are just the facts… 

Our team writes nearly 300 Facebook/Instagram ads every month, so we know a thing or two about connecting with the RIGHT audience to keep costs low and conversions high. 

To date, we’ve worked on over 1500+ funnels and helped bring in over $110M in revenue for our clients. 

While we can never make ROI promises — there are just WAY too many factors — we consistently average 4x returns for our clients and have had ROI on our ads as high as 8744%! 

We also have connections to some of the BEST Facebook ad agencies and ad managers in the whole world and would be happy to make introductions!

Here’s what’s included: 

PenguinCat Questionnaire — Help us get to know you!   

Creative + Strategy Sesh — We’ll deep dive into your ideal client, voice, and funnel strategy!  

10 Scroll-Stopping Ads — Stop your ideal client in their tracks and get them to throw their credit card at their computer!

Various Headlines to Test — Marketing is all about experimentation. We’ll give you plenty of options to test your heart out!

Opt-in Audit —If your opt-in does not match your ads OR isn’t Facebook compliant, you’ll run into conversion issues. Let us audit your page and make suggestions for creative AND compliance! 

*We can also write ads for LinkedIn!

The Scroll-Stopping Ads Package
$1250

The Sensational Sales Page

If you need a sales page that doesn’t just follow a template but creatively and authentically CREATES a conversation with your client — we got you covered!

Our sales pages have increased conversions for our clients by up to 790% — trust us, those results don’t happen with bro-marketing tricks and slimy sales hacks.

We write copy that resonates deeply with your audience and entertains them along the way — so they feel heard, held, and oh-so-ready to buy.

Here’s what’s included:

PenguinCat Questionnaire — So we can get to know you and your brand! 

Creative + Strategy Sesh — Let’s dive deep into your voice, messaging, and ideal client! 

Sales Page — Your magical, highly profitable, creative AF page delivered straight to your inbox! 

Thank You Page — Your clients will feel your gratitude and be clear on the next steps! 

Confirmation Email — Deliver your product, service, or course with style!

The Sensational Sales Page 
$3500