Love at First “Site”

Groan all you want. Yes, that pun* was intended.

You only have a few precious seconds to grab hold of your dream client before they fall back into a YouTube nostalgic spiral of music videos from the early 2000s.

The internet is distracting as hell, so you can’t just have ANY old site.

You need one that’s as irresistible as a cute cat video and as content-rich as an Atlantic thinkpiece.

Look, your goals are simple:

Feel so damn good about your site that promoting yourself is a SNAP!
Easily turn casual visitors into adoring fans.
Express who you are and what you do with ease + emotion.
Make a massive impact on this big, beautiful world.
Profit.

BOOM!

Whether you’re launching a new biz or giving your current one a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy style makeover (work that leg hair, yaaas!) — we got your back.

Check it:

Basically, think of this as

your website copy in a box.

60-min Story Consultation Call – We’ll get clear on your voice, tone, story, message, and biz deets!

Home Page – Make that killer first impression!

About Page – Storytime!

Services Page or Short Form Sales Page – Get those sexy offers SOLD.

Contact Page – If you want folks to reach out for A’s to their Q’s.

BONUS: 3 Facebook Ads to promote your program, your site launch, or whatever you want!

2 Rounds of Revisions – Comin’ at you at lightning speed!

Alright, sounds fab…how does this work?

I’m glad you asked! Let me break it down.

Step 1

We hop on the phone for a 15-min discovery call to make sure we’re matchy-matchy.

{Psst. Schedule here!}

Step 2

You fill out our nifty brand-voice-story questionnaire. (It’s mostly painless)

Step 3

We pick one of our snazzy writers — perfectly matched for YOUR voice and goals — and we hop on an hour-long consultation to incept your brain. (Sorry, Leo not included.)

Step 4

We’ll work our writerly magic and deliver a draft in ONE WEEK. (Some exceptions…obvs.)

Step 5

You get two rounds of wicked-fast revisions. Wham – Bam!

Step 6

Launch your site and get more clients than you’ll know what to do with!

Now, Let’s Talk Investment

Love at First Site packages start at just $3997!

Strategic. Seductive. Story-tastic (that’s a word now).

Get ready to connect and convert in a way that feels oh-so-you.

*Don’t worry, if you hate puns they will never show up in your copy. Ever.

Click here to apply for your FREE 15-min consult!

Emily McGregor is seriously the best copywriter we’ve ever worked with. (And continue to work with!) She asked us the most perfect questions, listened to our answers, and then composed an authentic, compelling, message that absolutely revolutionized our conversion rates. She has a beautiful way of capturing our voice and getting to the core of our message in a way that’s fun, friendly, and sounds like us! We love her. She’s so fun to work with and really accommodating. If you’re looking with someone to dress up your website or finesse your authentic voice you could not work with anyone better.

Nadya Meltonmylifestyleacademy.com

As business coaches and marketing professionals who help our clients with copywriting ALL THE TIME- the idea of outsourcing any of our copywriting felt a little absurd initially. At the same time, we knew having launched the same program multiple times that we were getting sort of blind to the process and a little bit burnt-out. We wanted to update our process, but really needed someone who got “us” and our voice. Emily was an absolute delight to work with. She got close to the mark just out of the gate with what we needed and then she took our feedback and got into our heads as to what we were trying to convey incredibly quickly. In 2017, we decided to test launching our online course once, instead of twice. Which doubled our sales goal. We had previously barely sold out at 100 students, and we were able to enroll 173 bootcampers during one launch!

Kelly Higdon + Miranda Palmerzynnyme.com

This whole experience reawakened my passion for my blog and my products!I spent the last four months creating products and packages, and then I went to write the sales pages and they fell flat. Then Emily came along, and she just GOT it. She turned my product back into something that I BELIEVE in, that I want to sell and that (after reading this crazy insane awesome copy) people will WANT to buy. This whole experience reawakened my passion for my blog and my products! What Emily delivered was so far above and beyond what I thought was possible.

Jenni Waldropblog.fuzzyandbirch.com

Emily really hit home in terms of speaking to my ideal clients in a way that was honest, compelling and best of all HILARIOUS.

I was rebranding and it was extremely important to me that I was really speaking to my ideal customer in a way that reflected the values of my business – supportive, approachable and most of all, being able to laugh about the chaos of parenthood. I knew exactly how I wanted my copy to come across, but I was having trouble putting it into words that felt like me. Emily was able to get right inside the head of my ideal client, despite not being a parent herself. She really hit home in terms of speaking to them in a way that was honest, compelling and best of all HILARIOUS (in a “funny because it’s true” kind of way). I was quite impressed with the whole process. The workflow was very organized and professional – it has actually inspired me to make sure that I provide my clients with the same level of professionalism when purchasing services from me.

Sarah Bestersarahbester.com

I feel Emily captured my voice well! Emily’s copy was consistently good and fun to read, from beginning to end. I will definitely be working with her again!

Melyssa Griffinmelyssagriffin.com

Her copy is smart and engaging – perfect for Facebook ads.

Her turnaround time is SO fast, which helps me create an amazing experience for my clients. Best of all, my clients and their potential leads, love her work.

Kathleen Cutlerkathleencutler.com

Emily is a fucking beast. I want to print this copy out and roll around on top of it.

Michelle Bobrowtheholisticwallet.com