Love at First “Site”
Groan all you want. Yes, that pun* was intended.
You only have a few precious seconds to grab hold of your dream client before they fall back into a YouTube nostalgic spiral of music videos from the early 2000s.
The internet is distracting as hell, so you can’t just have ANY old site.
You need one that’s as irresistible as a cute cat video and as content-rich as an Atlantic thinkpiece.
Look, your goals are simple:
- Feel so damn good about your site that promoting yourself is a SNAP!
- Easily turn casual visitors into adoring fans.
- Express who you are and what you do with ease + emotion.
- Make a massive impact on this big, beautiful world.
Whether you’re launching a new biz or giving your current one a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy style makeover (work that leg hair, yaaas!) — we got your back.
Basically, think of this as
your website copy in a box.
60-min Story Consultation Call – We’ll get clear on your voice, tone, story, message, and biz deets!
About Page – Storytime!
Services Page or Short Form Sales Page – Get those sexy offers SOLD.
BONUS: 3 Facebook Ads to promote your program, your site launch, or whatever you want!
2 Rounds of Revisions – Comin’ at you at lightning speed!
Alright, sounds fab…how does this work?
I’m glad you asked! Let me break it down.
We hop on the phone for a 15-min discovery call to make sure we’re matchy-matchy.
You fill out our nifty brand-voice-story questionnaire. (It’s mostly painless)
We pick one of our snazzy writers — perfectly matched for YOUR voice and goals — and we hop on an hour-long consultation to incept your brain. (Sorry, Leo not included.)
We’ll work our writerly magic and deliver a draft in ONE WEEK. (Some exceptions…obvs.)
You get two rounds of wicked-fast revisions. Wham – Bam!
Launch your site and get more clients than you’ll know what to do with!
Now, Let’s Talk Investment
Love at First Site packages start at just $3997!
Strategic. Seductive. Story-tastic (that’s a word now).
Get ready to connect and convert in a way that feels oh-so-you.
*Don’t worry, if you hate puns they will never show up in your copy. Ever.
Kelly Higdon + Miranda Palmerzynnyme.com
I was rebranding and it was extremely important to me that I was really speaking to my ideal customer in a way that reflected the values of my business – supportive, approachable and most of all, being able to laugh about the chaos of parenthood. I knew exactly how I wanted my copy to come across, but I was having trouble putting it into words that felt like me. Emily was able to get right inside the head of my ideal client, despite not being a parent herself. She really hit home in terms of speaking to them in a way that was honest, compelling and best of all HILARIOUS (in a “funny because it’s true” kind of way). I was quite impressed with the whole process. The workflow was very organized and professional – it has actually inspired me to make sure that I provide my clients with the same level of professionalism when purchasing services from me.
Her turnaround time is SO fast, which helps me create an amazing experience for my clients. Best of all, my clients and their potential leads, love her work.