THE BEST DECISION OF YOUR LIFE
(until the next one.)
Which of the following best describes YOU, right NOW?
A) I’ve been kicking ass, but my bank account tells another story.
B) I hate selling with a capital H. It feels like I’m trying to hock a rusted-out ‘94 Volvo.
C) I’ve tried writing my own sales copy, but it made me want to put a pen through my eye.
D) I don’t even know where to start.
E) I feel awesome about my copy, but I could really use a cookie…
If you picked E, congratulations! You can stop reading and go get that cookie.
BUT if you picked ANY other letter:
It’s time to let PenguinCat step in. Armed with a pen, a sweet bowtie, and a taste for impossibly delicious words, we’re gonna sweep your clients off of their flippers with charmingly memorable copy.
Below are a few nifty packages created just for YOU.
Got seriously swoon-worthy service, course, or membership site? Let’s get it in the hands of the most dreamy clients!
Love at First “Site”
Groan all you want. Yes, that pun was intended. Let’s turn casual eyeballs into die-hard, read-to-buy- fans-for-life!
The Connection Concierge
One phone call. Three months of content. Let’s nurture that list and prime them for the sale!
Packages start at $1250
Don’t see the package you’re looking for?
Let’s create a custom bundle! (mmm, cozy…)
A La Carte Offerings
Minimum Investment of $1250
Website copy (any pages you need!)
Facebook Ads (Minimum 3 Campaigns)
Instagram Ads (Minimum 3 Campaigns)
Custom Email Funnels
Facebook Bot Ads
YouTube Content Ideation/Scripts
No One Ignores the PenguinCat
Schedule a call and get your custom copy bundle on!